New Comic Day! The way to my heart isn’t so complicated.
How did I get in this shit, shoulda never came home with this bitch
LMFAO I USED TO ACT THIS SHIT OUT WITH YM FRIENDS…. IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
oh my god, don’t go to school with me lol. i’d die
…and I just sat here and sang that whole damn song to myself. I still remember every word. LMAO!!!
Never done a read more post. Hmm. Just testing the waters >_>
I regret every fart I held in for you.
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST
Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans
Introducing Awkwafina, a Chinese, Korean American rapper from Queens, New York. She is known for her quirky, extensive satire and comical rap verses and music videos. She went to LaGuardia High School, where she played the trumpet and was trained in classical and jazz music. She adopted the name Awkwafina, and began rapping and writing songs in GarageBand at age 17. From 2006 to 2008, Awkwafina attended the Beijing Language and Culture University in Beijing, China, where she studied Mandarin language. She majored in Journalism at SUNY Albany.
She gained a lot of attention with her songs “Vag” and “Queef”, which went viral on Youtube.
this queef song